I got the procrastination one done, and awhile ago I posted a thread about how I like economics, so I wrote a poem fueled by political angst. What do you think?
Procrastination
Procrastination
The art of he who is lazy
Easy-going and relaxed
Things must always wait
I’ll do it later indeed
Later shall turn to later again
Eventually all shall be completed
In a crazy frenzy of jam packed madness
An art form so often underrated
Procrastination
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We Are Number One
We are and forever will be number one
Ignorance aplenty, our problems we shun
Better to ignore than to make a big fuss
All other persons are inferior to us
Our debt is vast yet we sink deeper
The mountain we climb gets ever steeper
We’re killing ourselves, and others as well
Soon we must face our unfortunate hell
Wasting money on farm subsidies
Destroying third world economies
Hatred towards us may bring us down
We continue to smile as others frown
But in our eyes, a great deception lies
For we won’t always be number one
If there's one thing I've learned, it's that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.
Rock stars ... is there anything they don't know?